Tuesday, April 22, 2014

It's About Time!

Wow...I haven't posted here in almost six months.  You can thank the crazy busy show choir competition season for keeping me so occupied that I never have the time nor motivation to fill everyone in on my life.  I guess I also think the mundane details of my existence would bore everyone to tears. 

Anyway, here is a quick update on what's happened in the last six months.  The show choirs I help direct had a mostly successful competition season.  We capped it off with a trip to Los Angeles to compete in an event hosted by Burbank High School. I got to help chaperone 130 teenagers through all of the touristy stuff in the L.A. area. Here's a quick list of stuff we did:

  • Hollywood Walk of Fame
  • Hollywood Bus Tour
  • La Brea Tar Pits
  • Getty Museum
  • California Science Center and Exposition Park
  • Sony Studios Tour
  • Griffith Observatory
  • Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum
  • Universal City Walk
  • Santa Monica Beach and Pier
  • Disneyland

We keep  'em busy so they're tuckered out at the end of the day and stay quiet in their hotel rooms.  Honestly we don't have to worry much about them. They're very good kids and everyone we worked with in California from the bus drivers to the tour directors commented on how polite and well behaved they were. One of their assignments whenever we travel is to thank at least 20 people who help them out each day even if it's just a stranger that holds the door for them.

My wife is a few short days away from graduating from college with degrees in history and education with an endorsement in all of the social science classes (economics, government, history, psychology, cultural issues, etc.) She has to take her Praxis exam in May, but once that is done she is a full fledged and licensed teacher in the state of Iowa fulfilling a life long dream.  She's applied for about a dozen open teaching positions in our area for next fall and God willing she will be employed and bringing in regular income for the first time since her kidney transplant in 2005.

All of my time is currently being spent accompanying for rehearsals of the spring musical at our school. Performances are this coming Friday and Saturday.  I just have to survive a week of hellish four and five hour tech and dress rehearsals and then I'm free until August when show choir fires back up for the 2014-2015 school year.

On the gambling front I've played a little poker here and there this year, but nothing noteworthy.  A few winning sessions and a few losing sessions.  I'm just a recreational player, so I don't keep meticulous records.  If I had to guess I'd bet I'm slightly better than break even for the year.  My oldest son turned 21, so now he accompanies me to the casino when he's home and doesn't have other plans.  I usually spot him a buy-in for blackjack or poker and then he and I split whatever profits we have from the night evenly.  We try to avoid getting seated together when playing poker so we don't have to worry about even the hint of collusion or soft play.

The most notable gambling story occurred on one of his very first trips to the casino. We were playing blackjack and I got dealt two aces. I split them and the dealer dropped an eight on the first ace and then another ace on the second one. I indicated I'd like to split them again and the dealer informed me that you can only split aces once. Now I used to play a lot of blackjack at this casino before I really got into poker and you used to be able to split aces up to four times.  I asked the dealer to call over the floor so I could ask when this rule changed and why. (I know why it changed...because it's more advantageous to the house.  I wanted to hear what kind of spin the pit boss tried to put on it.) 

He gave me some song and dance about wanting to unify the rules for splitting aces across all of their different blackjack variations to make it less confusing for the players when they can or can't split them. I replied, "So it wasn't because it increases the house edge on the game?" He looked confused and said, "No, that's not the way it was explained to me."  I just said, "Uh huh...sure...I'm positive that never factored into the decision. I'll be coloring up and cashing out after this hand."  My son and I were both up about $60-$70 at that point.  Not big money, but still we were on a pretty good run, so the floor looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Is there a problem, sir?"  I just said, "I don't like that you keep changing the rules to increase the house edge, so I'm voting with my gambling dollars by not playing."

My son was kind of bummed and not ready to leave yet, so he talked me into playing some Three Card Poker. We sat down, bought $100 in red chips each and I placed one $5 chip on the Ante space and one $5 chip on the Pairs Plus space.  They dealt out the first hand and I'll be damned if I didn't look down at the Q-J-10 of diamonds. I double-checked it to make sure I wasn't wrong about the suit and sure enough I had hit a straight flush on the very first hand. I put another $5 chip on top of my cards and smugly folded my arms and sat back in my chair. My son said, "Did you like your hand?" I replied nonchalantly, "Eh...I just won about $250 on that hand." He blinked and responded, "Wait, what?!?!? You won how much?"

About an hour later he also hit a straight flush so we wound up cashing out about $550 profit after about 90 minutes of play.  Add to that the approximately $120 in profit from the blackjack and it wasn't a bad night.  We grabbed a pie and some breadsticks on the way home from our favorite late night pizzeria and went to bed with full bellies and pockets.  He talked me into playing Three Card Poker again the weekend after that and we both dumped about $100 in less than an hour. It was brutal. I think I won maybe two hands that entire session.

Once the musical wraps this weekend I'll have a lot more free time, so hopefully I'll get into some more gambling shenanigans I can share here.


  1. Funny, I was just thinking about you on the bus ride into work this morning, and boom there's a post freshly written just for moi. :) Yes, the world DOES revolve around me. ;)

    Nice write up.

    1. Of course it does, Princess Josie. Nice to know I wasn't forgotten. I'll try not to disappear for as long this time. I'm planning to play in a WSOP Main Event qualifier at my local casino so I should have at least a small report on that tourney in a couple of weeks.

  2. i almost couldnt believe it when i saw yr blog,sir.WOW 6 months. nice score at 3 card poker the first time that is.congrats on yr wife in getting her degree.

    1. Yeah I've been unusually lucky at Three Card the few times I've played it. The very first time I ever gave it a try I got 3 of a kind on my very first hand. The other guy that was already at the table said, "Yeah, don't get used to that. It doesn't happen that often."

    2. man ,what a hater that other guy is. LOL. i can c mayb saying that in a regular poker game bcuz u took his chips but u r playing against the house not each other. gl on the WSOP qualifier,sir.

    3. It didn't come across like he was unhappy about my win. He congratulated me and seemed genuinely happy for me. I took it just as him moaning about his own bad luck. I mean he'd been sitting there losing for a while and I plop down and win like $200 on my first hand.

  3. I can't remember the last time I was at a casino that let me split AA more than once. . . . or double down if you end up with a "soft hand" . . . Hell, there are a decent amount of casinos that won't even let you double down on certain hands. And, don't even get me started on the number of 6/5 games (non-single deck) I see around AC and Vegas. It sort of makes black jack a whole lot less fun!

    P.S. If you ever need a hand with a touring group of high school girls, let me know . . .

    1. Well then I guess their rules are pretty liberal comparatively then. You can double down on just about any 2 card combination except aces after they.'re split of course. Hell the other night I watched a guy double down on 14 against a dealer's 8. (He lost all of his chips pretty quickly.) They do pay 3 to 2 on blackjacks. In addition to standard blackjack they also have switch, free bet, and +3 variations available.

    2. Two words for Triple P: Moral Turpitude.

      Glad to see you back on board!